I have a hard time not pointing fingers. The thing is, it’s usually at myself.
Maybe it’s my Catholic upbringing – all those years of intimidating
priests preaching that I’m going to burn in hell and how unworthy I am to even
be on this earth may have had something to do with my unending and pervasive
guilt. And that started even before I was responsible for anyone else but
myself.
Throw two kids into the mix and you have a recipe for
beating yourself up for pretty much the rest of your life.

My son asked me the other night if my mom was a strict
parent, and I really had to think about it. Growing up, I’m sure I would have
said “HELL YES SHE WAS STRICT!” but looking back, I don’t think so. I was probably
more timid than my kids are. And more respectful for sure. I don’t know how
many times they’ve sassed me and I’ve thought to myself, “Oh, man, if I would
have said that to MY mom I would have been slapped to Timbuktu!” (That was one
of her threats and one day I looked up
to see if there was indeed a Timbuktu and decided that no, I did NOT want to be
slapped all the way there.) I used to wonder what she did that I didn’t do. Did
we respect my mom out of fear? If so, I gotta say that’s not really a bad
thing. I think parents today get too “into” their kids’ lives and try to be
that buddy, that friend, and to coin that amazing Esurance commercial, “That’s
not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.”
Yet I did it to an extent. I mean, I didn’t intentionally try to be a
friend or a buddy. In fact, I tried NOT to be. But I did want to have a
dialogue with them. Growing up, I don’t think it really occurred to me to talk
to my mom about stuff. (As I got older, absolutely. But growing up? No.) But
wanted my kid to know he could talk to me about ANYTHING.
Um, LOL, right? My fault. Kids don’t want to talk to their
parents about ANYTHING. They’d rather talk to the snarky cashier at Wal-Mart about their
problems than talk to me.
So maybe my kids were confused as to what their mom really
WAS. The role I played. Sometimes I was the nurturing, “let’s talk this out and
solve this problem” mom, and other times I was the “it’s my way or the highway”
mom. So when they were in a bind, maybe they were confused as to which mom was
on call that night.

OK, before you tell me what I know you’re going to say, let
me say it first. “They’re their own persons. They make their own choices. You
raised them with good morals and values and you need to let them make their own
decisions, good or bad.”
I get it. In my head I get it. I attend a weekly support
group that is based on that very philosophy. I understand the model.
But in my heart of hearts, I blame myself. I wonder what I
missed. What I could have done differently. Because parenting is an ugly beast.
It’s one of the few times in your life when you truly don’t have an answer and
you just kind of close your eyes and pick one and hope for the best. Do I let you have that sleepover
with that kid who I have a bad feeling about? Do I trust you will make good choices?
Or do I shield you from him and say no? Is that my job? Is that where I come
in? Or is this where I let go? I’m never, EVER sure.
My kids are inherently good kids. I love them to the moon
and back, and I’m proud of them even further than that. I really, truly am. And
probably the worst thing in the world is to see them hurt, disappointed, upset
or dejected. I have come to realize that they HAVE to have these feelings,
though. That’s how they develop coping mechanisms for life. But I feel like I
have failed them in giving them what they need figure those out. I feel like I didn’t give
them the right tools they need for their toolbox. Instead of a socket wrench, a
hammer and a pair of pliers, I gave them a ladle, a turkey
baster and a pair of tweezers.
If I could do it again would I make different choices? Hell
yes, in some respects. But again, I don’t have the answers. I never have. I’m a
regular person raising two regular people with not a clue how to do it, even
after 17 years.
I hope they never blame me. I really do. I hope they know I
shoulder enough blame without them adding to it. But if they DO blame me, I won’t
blame them, you know? Because the Catholics are right. I’m not worthy to parent
– no one is. We just do our best and hope for the best.
To quote the illustrious 80s song by Howard Jones, “Some
break the rules and live to count the cost; the insecurity is the thing that won't get lost … no one is to blame.” But I
bet we think we are anyway.